Bubble tea is apparently ruining children’s SAT scores

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Adults are concerned that bubble tea is ruining their children’s future.

Vice reports that a Twitter account that highlights comedic community issues has shared a post about concerns regarding bubble tea.

The Best of Nextdoor usually reports and shares heinous crimes including ‘hot pocket thrown at my truck’ and alleged extraterrestrial sightings such as ‘mysterious silver UFO heading north’. In one post, the Twitter account shared one person’s concerns for the ‘damage’ bubble tea is doing to today’s youth in Millbrae Park, California.

“I agree with the lady who spoke at the public hearing who said that kids hanging out at boba milk tea shops are throwing their futures away when they should be studying SATs, nonstop,” read the post.

In response, one person wrote, “Wow! Who woulda thought that alcohol and drugs weren’t what would do us in. It’s those sneaky boba tapioca balls! We are all doomed!”

“I guess that’s why I never finished grad school, I loved waking distance from a boba shop,” wrote another.

You have been warned.

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